The Alpine Throne

Engineered for the Discerning Adventurer

✔ Aerospace-Grade ABS/PP Construction – 400lb capacity with zero flex, tested to withstand extreme temperatures (-20°F to 150°F)
✔ Patent-Pending U-Shape Ergonomics – Promotes optimal posture (17° knee elevation) for faster, more natural elimination
✔ Ultra-Covert Design – Folds to 4" slim profile – discreetly stows in backpack laptop sleeves or RV storage compartments

Why This Outperforms the Competition

• Military-Grade Seal – Zero odor leakage when used with included EPA-certified waste bags
• Dual-Function Lid – Converts to stable side table for camp essentials or emergency vomit basin
• Tactile-Grip Feet – Prevents sliding on ice, boat decks, or uneven terrain

For Those Who Refuse to Compromise

✓ Yacht-Ready – Saltwater-resistant hinges and latches
✓ Alpine-Tested – Used by Everest base camp teams and Antarctic researchers
✓ VIP Festival Kit – Includes privacy tent (+$249), biodegradable bags (x50), and antimicrobial spray

Technical Specifications

✓ Weight: 3.8 lbs (1.72kg) – Lighter than a 2L water bladder
✓ Deployed: 12.5"L x 10.6"W x 12"H (throne-worthy proportions)
✓ Folded: 12.5" x 10.6" x 4" (fits in helicopter cargo nets)
✓ Load Capacity: 400 lbs (supports full expedition gear)

"Because Even Kings Deserve a Proper Throne in the Wild"

Included in the Expedition Edition

1 x Alpine Throne (Matte Black/Galactic Titanium)
1 x Military-Spec Waste Bag Dispenser (50 bags)
1 x Titanium Carabiner Clip (for vertical storage)
1 x Japanese Carbon Fiber Cleaning Rod

Proven In:
• Silicon Valley Survivalist Retreats
• Patagonian Trail Ultra-Marathons
• Monaco Yacht Week (Guest Cabin Standard)